V.1.1

I.
I did not recognize most of the people
in your newest pictures on MySpace
so I can only assume they are friends

you work with and are giving you bad
advice about music and television because
I know you enjoy Chopin more than techno


II.
I read the comments your friends
leave for you on your MySpace page
and worry about what they mean

I don’t know what you did on
the 14th to warrant thanks but
I’m not surprised you’re “the best”


III.
I look at your list of friends
on MySpace and try to figure
out which ones you’ve slept with

and which ones you only smoked
pot with and let feel you up
while listening to Chet Baker