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I Felt Nervous When I Woke Up a Woman the Next Day

Nathan Logan

Bitches don’t know
about existential despair.
Speaking of despair,
I ♥ Huckabees was bad
and did not “represent”
my “crisis” fully. I wanted
to punch Jude Law in his
marble-chiseled face. If I
had a face like that, I’d have
+20 charisma points and
no trouble impregnating
“fine looking women.”
               Whatever that means.

Nathan Logan

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