Lack

Imma round me up a jug of Roundup.
Imma watch the kiddies walk on water.
Imma pour the putting green a cup.
Imma spend the evening at the theater.

Imma tap the ass of Maria Callas.
Imma tap that ass and sermonize.
Imma tap the ass of Buster Douglas.
Imma tap that ass and write a note that sez

Forgive the lapses in my rusty Greek.
Forgive my dancing naked at the sink.
Forgive my tattoo of a rattlesnake.
Forgive Parliament and Funkadelic.

Imma get down on it with my blender.
Imma tap the ass of the greenskeeper.