Layered Vegetable SaladMicki Myers
Directions, based on the photo: Stuff, ram, and push as many different raw vegetables into a big glass bowl as humanly possible. In layers. Once you’re reached the top, slather mayonnaise on, the arrange a circle of orange grated cheese on top of that, then bacon (duh), and in the very middle, as a sort of focal point, place one, sad stuffed olive. On no account must this salad be eaten. If you let every Tom, Dick and Harry dig at it with their serving spoons, you’d mess up the layers and the mayo would dribble down and you can bet some greedy spoilsport would go right for the olive.
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