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Five Beginnings of Jokes

Aaron Belz

1. Why did the elk, deer, chipmunks, coyote, sea stars, orca whale, sea
lions, newt, weasel, and many different kinds of birds cross the street?

2. Elk, deer, chipmunks, coyote, sea stars, an orca whale, sea lions, a
newt, a weasel, and many different kinds of birds walked into a bar.

3. How many elk, deer, chipmunks, coyote, sea stars, orca whale, sea
lions, newts, weasels, and many different kinds of birds does it take to
change a lightbulb?

4. Elk, deer, chipmunks, coyote, sea stars, an orca whale, sea lions,
a newt, a weasel, and many different kinds of birds were entering heaven,
and St. Peter stopped them to ask a question.

5. What do you call elk, deer, chipmunks, coyote, sea stars, an orca
whale, sea lions, a newt, a weasel, and many different kinds of birds at a
party?



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