A Brief Outline of Dizziness

Vertigo
          An intense longing for figs.

Lightheadedness
          Mozart anxiety. Does he cock his head toward me like the his master's voice
RCA dog?

Fainting
          Seizure. Attitude. Aptitude. Altitude. Assitude.

Imbalance
          Linguistics. Trust. Tongue twisters and yeast.

Confusion
          Money. Night owl. Prescription glasses.

Spatial Discomfort
          1.2 miles from the sea. Ever.

Drop Attack
          Running up a muddy hill. Goose shit.

Hearing Disorder
          Your voice.