Scheme of The Hedgerow Lovers
Sorry I can't get through your thick book about hedgerow lovers in old England. It
seems like a classic and I've tried many times, but the problem is the Invisible Scheme.
I.S. has infiltrated all expanses between your page and my eye. Now everything I read
is coded and becomes a vegan recipe, narrated by California kids in jumpsuits. So far I
have collected 117 recipe translations of your work. I.S. has made it clear that they
intend to publish these recipes next month in a collection. Although I'm elated about
this development, future work has ebbed as the kids are off on vacation, touring the
hedgerows of lovers in old England.
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